The paean to Sporty, Posh, Baby, Scary and Ginger was shot in and around London, and directed by Bob Spiers. I was part of a star-studded cast which included Richard E Grant, Roger Moore, Elton John, Barry Humphries, Jason Flemyng amongst others. I played Piers Cuthbertson-Smyth, a film director who stalks the girls, hoping to use them as documentary subjects.